Friday, November 30, 2007

How to get through grad school: oranges and plastic knives.

Sarah: You're peeling an orange with a plastic knife? Impressive.
Bach: You gotta do what you have to do to survive.
Ben: That must be one awesome orange!

I'm hotter than a librarian

Sarah:  I thought about coming up with some sarcastic answer to fill in the blank, but I didn't think it would be right to compare you to some actress or librarian or--

Sarah:  My penis has exited my pants.