Thursday, November 30, 2006

Why do you ask, exactly?

Sarah: Do either of you guys know how much cannabis it's decriminalized to possess in Nebraska?

Brian: It's as stiff as... cold hot dogs.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Paranoia Agent

Zach: Oh! I'm a person, too!

Zach: Wait, do I have a shadow? (looks around in panic)