Sunday, October 15, 2006

Fortune Suck

Brad: The Pac-man dildo.

Derek: We have a new form of divination - throwing fries.

Lauren: Z. No, 2.
Tasha: That's a 7.

Lauren: "You'll do something interesting with your lover tonight."
Jordan: Oh, God.

Lauren: This will be the next AURA fad: Fortune Suck.

Lauren, to Brad: We should do something with you.

Niki, to Stevie: Do me.

Patty, to Sarah: Were you wandering in my dreams?
Sarah: Why, what was I doing?
Patty: Trying to make out with me!

Sarah, to Zach: Your shirt feels fuzzy (rubs his shirt).

Stevie: I'm making dinner.
Sarah: Out of math?

Friday, October 13, 2006

what's an ebony moon?

Dr. Tracz: Balls on the line, how could forget that phrase?

Dr. Tracz: You need to keep better track of your balls.

Sarah: I just wanted you to experience the wonders of inertia.


Hecate, the Greek goddess of the crossroads, is most often depicted as having three heads; one of a dog, one of a snake and one of a horse. She is usually seen with two ghost hounds that were said to serve her. Hecate is most often mispercepted as the goddess of witchcraft or evil, but she did some very good things in her time. One such deed was when she rescued Persephone from the Underworld. Hecate is said to haunt a three-way crossroad, each of her heads facing in a certain direction. She is said to appear when the ebony moon shines.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

ghost of Quote Page past

A past quote page. We don't know when, we don't know what, but you can thank the artistic talents of Katie for this Pagan Quote Page masterpiece.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

getting it on with the philosophers

Discovered in my notes from spring semester...

Philosophy professor: We're going to have a threesome of philosophers talking about philosophy.

Visiting lecturer: The fact that birds are not made of a rigid substance is an accident.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Derek: The North is the new South.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Raising Pot

Derek: It was the butler in the dumbwaiter with a broad sword.

Niki: Every time a teenager spells the word ‘you’ instead of ‘u’ an angel gets its wings.

Niki: What you don't know, is that to make it rise Zach stuck it down his pants first.
Derek: Step five in bread making: stick down pants.

Derek: Set oven to "inferno" and bake.

Zach: Um, about our bowl, it's crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside.