Thursday, May 25, 2006

Pagans for Pancakes

Girl behind us at IHOP: And she called me a devil-worshipper! Can you believe that? I saw her sister, and I wanted to go up to her and say, "Hey, you look really familiar... you look a lot like someone who called me a devil-worshipper! Do you have a sister?"

Drunk guy next to us at IHOP: I am going to Hell. If I'm not going to hell, nobody is. I have done more evil than you, in your young lives, could imagine...

Katie: Fish that other fish fish for in turn fish for fish that other fish fish for.

Everyone: Fishie fishie fish fish fish fish!

Niki: So what's this about Dr. Davy and his dangling participle?


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