Monday, April 17, 2006

Oh Thank God It Was Only My Shoes

Barbara (to Cien): So, are you a Chriccamor like Leota?
Shelby: No, he's a Hellenic Polytheist.
Chad: He worships Helen and Polly.
Shelby: ...the Theists.
Barbara: (Milk out her nose and all over the floor.) (And she could've died...nya)

Cien: Jesus Christ on a bike, those cookies made me gain five pounds.
Chad: (Milk out his nose and all over the floor and Shelby.)
Cien: Oh, thank God, it was only my shoes.

Barbara: A week and a half, a week and a half, aweekandahalf, aweekandahalf.


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