Monday, January 23, 2006

Good Bush, Bad Bush

President Bush, on comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln: "I would never do that; he was a great president."

President Bush: "What's happenin'?"

Some guy: "As a rancher, what's your opinion on Brokeback Mountain?"
President Bush: "I haven't seen it."

President Bush: "A coupla more and then I gotta hop."

President Bush: *fwsssssh*


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