Saturday, October 29, 2005

Halloween Party

Chad: My sword gets in the way of my driving. It's too long.
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Chad: I can tell my sword's going to be fun all night.
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Shelby: I feel like the intro to a porn movie.
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Jordan, to Zach: What are you grabbing?
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Zach, dressed as a cat: Jordan, can you fix me?
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Zach: I love breasts because they're so bouncy.
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Zach, to Jordan: I can be your rebound.
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Leota: Wow, you pounced on that like a cat.
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Shelby: Well, he wouldn't have any trouble getting some pussy.
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Shelby: Here, hold this, I have to pull my dress down.
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Shelby: Tie me up again, sweetie.
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Shelby, to Annie: Do you like the feel of my butt on your leg?
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Sarah: The last time I saw two people do that, one of them was drunk, they were both German, and they were at a bar in Athens.
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Brad: If there's no sex involved, Shelby doesn't get it.
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Annie, reading some random guy's t-shirt: Save a cow, eat a veterinarian!
Some random guy: No, it doesn't say veterinarian.
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Shelby: Some of us have no pants on!
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Shelby: Hold on, half of our party got stopped by an alligator.
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Shelby: Why do you always assume that everything I say is about sex?
Everyone else: Because it is!
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Chad: The apple tree probably should have been unpollinated.
Leota: A virgin apple tree sacrifice!

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