Sunday, October 16, 2005

At the Bistro (10/16/05)

Sarah: We were distracted by Brad raping the scarf.
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Shelby (To Chad on the phone): I'm sorry, Cien's talking about my boobs... What?
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Chad (On the phone): For a gay guy, he certainly talks about your boobs quite a lot.
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Cien: Blah blah blah blah blah Shelby's boobs blah blah blah blah blah.
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Sarah: Dude, it's like a desert!
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Shelby: I'm gonna go play Alchemy because you people suck!
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Sarah: The only time I've been worried about my parents' marriage was when Sim City 4 came out.
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Cien: Oh, wow, that was tart!
Sarah: You just drank half a lemon.
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Cien: Wait, that's not how you spell "j"!
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Shelby: Oh, Cien! That's almost as bad as my rendezvous at the church!
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Cien: I'll profound you!
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Cien, about his relationship with Zach: We still eat each other's heads...
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Cien: It says... is that a booger?
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Leota: Shelby, are you trying to seduce the cheesecake?
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Cien: Kamiwa sono hitorigo...
Everyone: (death moan)
Cien: What?
Sarah: It's the word of the day.
Cien: What?
Sarah: Tori. It's the word of the day.
Cien: Tori? That means chicken!
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Cien: ...English. Oooh, they have it in English!
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Cien: You're not fat. You're festively plump.

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