Sunday, October 02, 2005

At the Bistro (10/02/05)

Katie: My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...
Everyone: (death moan)
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Katie: The word of the day is: "meanie-head."
Shelby: ...and they want me to say, "Meanie-head"...
Everyone: (death moan)
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Shelby: So we have 3/4 of a funny left?
Sarah: Yeah, we definitely didn't use a whole funny on that one.
Everyone: (laughs)
Sarah: Okay, I think we just lost a little bit more of the funny.
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Jordan: What? I heard "sex"!
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Shelby: He wouldn't have 2/8 of a sandwich!
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Sarah: A four-mile potato sack race!
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Shelby: If you were in Azkaban so long, you'd get AIDS, too.
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Sarah: Like zat'ni'katel!
Everyone: (silence)
Sarah: Nobody got that.
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Shelby (To Cien on the phone): It ends with "head" and starts with "meanie."
Cien (On phone): Meanie-head?
Everyone: (death moan)
Sarah: That gets funnier every time we do it.
Cien: Weird = you guys.
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Shelby: Ye olde cell phone.
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Sarah: Portuguese phones don't ring, they just exist.
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Katie, browsing ringtones: "You've Been Officially Pimped," by Exhibit.
Sarah: That's a song?
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Katie, with cell phone: "Feed me! Feed me!"
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Katie, pointing and laughing: Your cell phone can't talk!
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Brad: Portuguese phones can't ring because they don't have mouths.
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Brad: It's lesbian phone sex!

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