Monday, August 29, 2005

At the Meeting (08/29/05)

Cien: I think I know what this button does now!
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Shelby: I think we should have a Pagan bungee jumping day. We could invite the Baptists and call it, "Is There Really a God?"

Sunday, August 28, 2005

At the Bistro (08/28/05)

Cien: Shelby, if I turned into a car, would you drive me to the outside world?
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Shelby: But I can be a follower, by following.
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Cien: I thought you ended up in Canada.
Shelby: No, that was another time we got lost.
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Cien: That reminds me of the time I was listening to the voices in my head...
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Sarah: Okay, make a note - (writes) - Shelby does not like to be licked.
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Becca: I think you broke Sarah.
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Cien: I'm biplegic.
Sarah: You're paralyzed from the 2 down?
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Zino: Not all urethras are equal.
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Cien: Pssst... hey, Brad... What's the answer to "name"?
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Zino: You know what's funner?
Becca: More fun.
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Zino: What the hell is normal about a xylophone?
Cien: When it's not a ribcage.
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Sarah: You killed Socrates!
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Jessica: I guess I'm just not that brave. I don't want to know if she exists or not.
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Cien: Pagan... Pagan... Pagan... Christian! (runs)
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Sarah: ... brung ...
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Jessica: What time is it?
Sarah: A million.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

At the Meeting (08/24/05)

Shelby: You like my boyfriend!
Cien: You liked my boyfriend! You totally wanted to jump him!
Shelby: You want to jump my boyfriend!
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Shelby: Wf.c (pronounced wfbdg)
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Cien: Isn't that the QSA thing? Oh, wait, nobody's going to go to that except gay people.
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Katie: And you know, I'll just stand my happy ass up there and go however long I want to go.
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Katie: My ass is always happy.